英文辞职报告

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英文辞职报告(5篇)

　　随着人们自身素质提升，报告的适用范围越来越广泛，不同的报告内容同样也是不同的。那么什么样的报告才是有效的呢？下面是小编收集整理的英文辞职报告，仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。

英文辞职报告(5篇)

英文辞职报告1

　　Dear Mr. Smith，

　　As a graduate of an institution of higher education，I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties，I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

　　Asking me，a network administrator，to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time，but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems，and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees，who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

　　You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you，but I am going to try and explain it to you，even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

　　You walk around the building all day，shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed，useless look about you that may have worked for your interview，but now that you actually have responsibility，you pawn it off on overworked staff，hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution，you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

　　Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal，I am forced to tender my resignation. However，I have a few parting thoughts.

　　1. When someone calls you in reference to employment，it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest，because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

　　2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system，and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute，I am going to publish your favorites list，which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

　　3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday，you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle，but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

　　Thank you for your time，and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8：00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody，and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

　　Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

英文辞职报告2

　　Dear

　　Effective October 1, I will assume the position of director of human resources for XXX, Inc., in Baton Rouge. Therefore, please accept my resignation as benefits and compensation coordinator of the Human Resources Department within AAA Associates, effective September 30.

　　The decision was a difficult one for me because I have so enjoyed my working relationships here. The job description has given me great latitude in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, I’ve gained skills in several related fields. These cross-training opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal, classroom setting, I’ve been able to take advantage of classes in management, interpersonal skills, writing, and oral presentations. All of this training has been a worthwhile effort for both AAA (company) and me.

　　As I go to the new position, I’ll do so with the utmost respect for the management examples and philosophies learned here and with gratitude for the personal attention to my career growth.

　　Thank you for the rewarding experience I’ve enjoyed during my seven-year association with the organization.

　　Sincerely。

英文辞职报告3

尊敬的b董事长：

　　您好，就在几个月前，作为一个刚毕业的大学生，我象一张白纸，没有任何经验和值得夸耀的地方，感谢您和学校在XX年9月份的时候，给我的那份厚重的信任，让我有了第一份工作，去实践我从小就有的梦想，去成为一个好老师。

　　在这一个学期里，我不仅从我的同事那里学到了很多的教学和工作经验，从学生那里学会了什么是耐心，什么是倾听，更主要的是从您身上学到很多做人的道理和做事的方法。您踏实稳重、亲历亲为的工作作风，认真负责、耐心细心的工作态度都对我产生了巨大的影响，会对我的人生具有指导意义。无论是从学生，我的同事，还有您的身上，我都看到了我的.不足，我需要继续学习更多的东西。

　　中英文是我的第一份工作，对这里的一切我都充满了感情，篮球场，舞蹈室，书画室，这些地方都会让我想念。我上的第一堂美术课，我教学生的第一首歌，我教学生的第一支舞，我带队打的第一次篮球比赛，我参与编排的第一场晚会，这些都让我留恋。第一个给我送教师节贺卡的学生，第一个给我鼓励的同事，第一个给我指导的校长，这些都会让我铭记。

　　但是为了获得更多的知识，更丰满的人生阅历，更高的职业生涯平台，我需要继续去深造，去学习，我已经报名参加本科学历的考试，继续我的学习生涯。

　　所以在此我特提出辞职，请您批准。

　　此致
敬礼！